The Trickiest Gift on your Shopping List

Thinking of Giving Clothes as a Gift? There's oneclean fun when it comes to dressing up your dog.
Recipient on your Gift List Who's Sure to beThere's really only a couple of rules you'll need to
Thrilled.keep in mind when shopping for dog clothes. One
When it comes to the art of giving, a gift ofis that if the dog in question is an avid chewer,
clothes is fraught with peril. We've all hadyou should avoid buying him anything too
encounters from the receiving end. We all havetempting. Shiny buttons, fringe, and feathers are
stories to tell. If you don't, you will, just give itexamples that come to mind. An object that can
time.easily be chewed off and swallowed becomes a
Mine started early. My grandmother, havingchoking hazard or can get stuck in the dog's
survived the Depression, knew how to stretch adigestive tract.
dollar. Buying clothes for her grandkids meantThe other rule is that any dog, no matter how
getting everything 3 or 4 sizes too big so wetolerant, will be more comfortable wearing clothes
could "grow into it". We endured our baggythat fit. Proper fit typically requires measuring
clothes, with the sleeves and pant legs rolled up,from the dog's collar to the base of her tail for
until we were finally big enough to wear themlength. Most garment's girth can be adjusted with
with dignity. By which time we'd more or lessvelcro tabs, but could still be an issue with a
destroyed them.barrel-chested breed such as a bulldog.
Then there's my husband. Heaven forbid I shouldMeasurements are in inches.
try to give the man a Polo shirt with an unevenRemember that a dog will never "diet down" into
hemline. Polos are usually made longer in the backan outfit that's too small , or -- unless you're
to help them stay "tucked", but hubby goesshopping for a puppy or a pregnant female --
un-tucked -- always. He shuns any shirt that"grow into" an item that's too big. (Sorry,
breaks his rule, no matter how subtly. For anGrandma.)
otherwise easy-going guy, it's almost perverse.Oh, and one more thing--if you're handy with a
If you must give clothes this season, there's onesewing machine, you can make your own dog
giftee on your list sure to look great in any outfitclothes creations. Just don't forget to include an
you buy him. He'll wear your gift with pride andopening for the dog to relieve himself. Don't laugh,
appreciation, head held high and tail wagging.it happens a lot!
That's right, your dog. Or your best friend's dog.Now, if you're shopping for your own dog, you're
It's so easy it's almost a no-brainer.all set. If you're buying clothes for someone else's
Dogs love any kind of attention you lavish ondog, I've got a few more tips for you.
them. So, Spike will wear his outfit - whether it'sSurveys conducted on the subject of gift
cute or ridiculous - as soon as he sees how happypreferences of men and women have shown that
it makes his owner. Fido will eat up all that extramen prefer gifts that are more playful or practical.
attention he gets from strangers. And Fifi mightSo, if the dog's owner is male this might translate
even learn to Vogue for the camera.into a doggie Harley jacket or a reflective hunting
Clothes shopping for dogs is a lot like clothesvest (more on practical clothing in another article!).
shopping for babies. Unless you're going forWomen, on the other hand, prefer gifts that are
practicality, cuteness is the bottom line. And it'sbeautiful, memorable, and personal--except if the
easy to accomplish, given that any dog wearingwoman is someone you don't know well. The
clothes looks pretty darned cute.more distant the relationship between giver and
Choices in dog clothes range from winterreceiver, the riskier it is to give a personal gift. So,
sweaters to football jerseys and summer tees.be they man or woman, if you don't know the
You can get a set of flannel PJ's for bedtime or adog owner very well, you probably shouldn't be
terry robe for after bath. There's even an entirebuying dog clothes.
line of Harley clothes for dogs, complete withThis leaves us with the woman who's a loved
leather cap and studded collar. Dog costumesone, dear friend, or close personal acquaintance. It
made for parties and holidays are just too cuteshouldn't be hard to find an item for her dog
for words.that's either beautiful or memorable or both, and it
If you really want your gift to be a hit withwill of course be personal!
admirers, accessorize. Try a designer dog collarWell, I hope you'll have fun picking out something
and maybe a cool pair of sunglasses--they makenice for the canine on your shopping list. If you
them just for dogs. And I recently heard that legget a chance, send me a photo. I love cute
warmers are making a come back.doggie pics and I'll add them to my site. Think of
Got a mischievous sense of humor? Making theit as a gift that I'm sure to appreciate!
baby look too silly might be a no-no, but it's good