| Trendy fashion is a lot of fun. Without trendy | | | | activities like fishing or rafting. We even heard |
| fashion, we'd all be wearing the same things from | | | | about a plan to provide them to needy people in |
| one season to the next. It would certainly save | | | | Africa as durable footwear, which also sounds like |
| us a lot of money, but it would make fashion, and | | | | a good idea. But wearing them out to brunch on a |
| even life in general, pretty boring. So trends are a | | | | Sunday morning? It's awful. The bottom line is, |
| good thing, but that's not the whole story: | | | | they're really ugly, and will never be trendy |
| sometimes fashion trends come along that are | | | | fashion. |
| inexplicably awful. For some reason they catch on, | | | | |
| and before you know it everyone is leaping on | | | | #3 A woman’s fashion to avoid: Metallic blue |
| board with a new trend that just looks utterly | | | | tights |
| hideous. Please, be one of the people who stands | | | | |
| up to these trends and just says no. To help, we | | | | If anyone is wondering whether or not they |
| present here four trendy fashion trends that | | | | should buy or wear a pair of metallic blue tights, |
| everyone should avoid: | | | | they should stop and ask themselves one simple |
| | | | | question: am I a superhero? If 'no', put them |
| #1 A woman’s fashion to avoid: Ugg boots, | | | | down and walk away. We know that superheroes |
| particularly in public and with shorts | | | | are hot right now, but that doesn't mean anyone |
| | | | | should dress like one, even just from the waist |
| As far as we're concerned, ugg boots have one | | | | down. This is a trendy fashion no-no! |
| purpose and one purpose alone: to keep your | | | | |
| feet really warm by encasing them in wool. | | | | #4 A woman’s fashion to avoid: Double |
| They're not a fashion item and they should never | | | | denim: top and bottom |
| be treated as such. For some inexplicable reason, | | | | |
| however, ugg boots have gained popularity in | | | | Everyone loves jeans. They've been around since |
| some circles as something you might wear | | | | the 1950s, they're cheap, cool, and durable. And |
| outside on a warm day. We appreciate that | | | | they're made of denim. With that sort of |
| trendy fashion isn't always logical, but this is going | | | | background, it was only natural that people were |
| too far: pairing skimpy shorts with ultra warm | | | | going to start making and wearing denim jackets. |
| foot wear just doesn't make any sense. Are you | | | | But denim jackets are clearly a casual fashion |
| cold or are you hot? Make up your mind, and | | | | item, and what does everyone wear on their |
| then dress appropriately. | | | | bottom half on casual occasions? Why jeans, of |
| | | | | course. So people started doubling their denim, |
| #2 A woman’s fashion to avoid: Crocs when | | | | and a trendy fashion trend was born. Well, in |
| you're not on a boat | | | | reality the trend was born when people started to |
| | | | | argue that wearing all-denim was a good idea. |
| Ah, Crocs. Exactly how Crocs became popular is | | | | Here is some news for those people: it's not a |
| one of life's great unsolved mysteries. For sure, | | | | good idea. It never, ever, looks good. Yes, this |
| they have their uses. A pair of Crocs would be | | | | means that your denim jacket will probably never |
| ideal on a boot, say, or when engaged in river | | | | get worn, but that's just too bad. |