Why Is Music So Bad Today?

"Everything that can be invented has beendecent. Admittedly, Wings isn't the best Paul
invented." ~ Charles H. Duell, Commissioner of theMcCartney music around, but it is Sir Paul after all,
US Patent Office in 1899."Children nowadays areand Chicago and The Beach Boys are a little
tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble theirweak. But overall, the lists just don't compare.The
food and tyrannize their teachers." ~music industry itself has changed so drastically
SocratesWhy is popular music so bad today? Ithat I think that is one of the main reasons there
mean, I'm not that old, but jeez, the music ofis such a chasm between today's music and the
today, with only a few rare exceptions, kindacreations of yesteryear. Like sports and medicine,
stinks. Some would say that when New Year'smusic in another industry that has been a casualty
Eve 1979 ended, we were ushered into an era ofof big business and American capitalism.No longer
lame music that we still haven't escaped fromdoes the actual music quality drive the industry.
today.I grew up in the 80's and rememberInstead, the people with the money and power at
listening to the Beatles, John Lennon, Simon &the record companies notice some bad music
Garfunkel, Roger Waters and Pink Floyd, theselling well to young people for example, and
Rolling Stones, Bob Marley, and David Bowie, totherefore decide that from then on they're only
name a few, with my brothers or my dad. Igoing to find and promote that type of bad music
remember seeing album covers strewn about mysince it made a few bucks. They've totally
brother's bedroom. Albums, not CD's. (If you're astopped listening to the music and instead only
really young reader, albums are like CD's in thatlisten to the dollars.No longer does the music they
they're flat and round, but black, and a lot bigger.create determine the success of a band. Instead,
The get scratched and don't work just like CD'sentertainment conglomerates tell fans what to
though).Some say that the 60's were a turbulentlisten to, and that determines the success. They
time in the U.S. and the world and thus created ado this because they have such a strangle hold on
perfect environment and culture for innovativethe media. We only have the illusion of choice
and creative music. But let's face it. These daysnow. A vicious circle has begun where the whole
are pretty turbulent as well. So where's theindustry is inexorably spinning down, unable to find
Crosby, Still, Nash and Young of today to singpurchase on the sides of some slimy corporate
about our involvement in Iraq? Or where is thefunnel, circling downward uncontrollably into the
Paul Simon of today to protest the government'sabyss of painfully bad music.Some bands
stance on stem cell research? All we've gottenoccasionally slip through the vortex relatively
recently is the new Paris Hilton CD. Paris Hilton?intact, sidestepping the almost institutionalized
Isn't she just famous for being famous? And herprocess of "making it" set in place by music
new CD actually got some good reviews.Beforeexecutives. Phish is a great example of this. They
anyone accuses me of painting a broad brushbecame hugely successful in spite of the music
stroke condemning all music after the 70's, let meindustry. Because they were so good and so
say that in more recent times there has been atenacious in touring and jamming, they attracted a
small amount of good stuff like Phish or Midnite,large fan base. The sheer numbers of eventual
and even politically-minded music such as U2, butfans Phish had gave them a power that most
no where near the creative amount of earlierartists today can't have. Most other artists have
times.I remember when the Dixi Chicks came outto do what the people with the purse strings tell
against President Bush and the Iraq war. While notthem to do. And that often makes for bad music.
a bad band, they're hardly going to achieve iconicUnfortunately, Phish isn't even together any more.
status. And they paid dearly at the hands of bigBut they're a rare exception in that they came
business for their outspoken views. That's a farafter the 70's and were highly creative and
cry from the politically-charged days ofimprovisational.Another thing that contributes to
Woodstock where many artists were speakingthe poor music of today is technology. These
out, and changing things.If you think about it,days, Hollywood actors who can't sing can have
there are only a select few artists or bands thatsinging careers. The engineers touch up their
can regularly sell out huge arenas today. Thesevoices, and use every digital sound technique
are the icons. And the vast majority of thosethere is to make an average product sellable, just
artists are bands from before the 80's! Betweenlike the magazines airbrush the models and
last summer and this summer, here are some ofactresses, trimming years off to complete the
the really big concert ticket sellers: The Rollingillusion. There are many ways in which the music
Stones, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd, Paulengineers can do this in the studio and even for
McCartney, Barbra Streisand, Eric Clapton and Theartists on tour.Ashlee Simpson is a good example
Eagles.I recently read an article that suggestedof this. First, we saw her on Saturday Night Live
that music and tour promoters, large venuegetting caught lip-sinking. Then I heard a recent
owners and ticket companies are all worried aboutinterview where Joe Walsh's daughter, Lucy
concert sales taking a plunge after the legendaryWalsh, admitted that as Ashlee's keyboard player,
artists stop touring. They realize it's going to beshe always doubled Ashlee's voice while on tour.I
hard to sell out big arenas after the dinosaursknow that in any era there's going to be silly
become extinct. Who are the artists of todaymusic acts like Ashlee Simpson, Kevin Federline
who will reach that status tomorrow?In a recentand Paris Hilton. I realize that during Bob Dylan's
interview with Joe Walsh on Sirius Radio Joe saidtime there were lots of feeble yet famous music
there is not nearly as much improvisational rockartists then too. My complaint is that it seems like
anymore. And I agree. When asked what bandsin any other era there was at least enough really
he thought were decent these days, he couldn'tfantastic and original music being created to
think of any for a while, and then finally said hebalance things out.Let's go backwards. We've
thought the Goo Goo Dolls were good.looked at the popular music of the 21st Century a
Hmmm.Maybe I'm some kind of curmudgeon, butlittle in the lists above and I don't see any really
Top 40 today is just not as good as it used tooriginal music in there at all. Some may argue that
be. Is Kevin Federline really talented? I just foundthe grunge era of the 90's produced some great
out recently that his nickname is K-Fed. Howand original music. I argue that almost all of that
about fed up? I think K-Fed, J-Lo, X-tina (Christinamusic was so heavily influenced by the rock of
Aguilera, no joke) and A-Rod all need to getthe 60's and 70's that it really wasn't that original
together ASAP and rethink their feebleat all.The music of the 80's matched the hair and
nicknames, just an FYI.Here are the top 5 songsclothes of the time, lame. The synthesizer was
right now in the Summer of 2006:- Fergie -new then, but the music was reasonably bad, and
London Bridge- Gnarls Barkley - Crazy- Nellycertainly not timeless. But then we come to the
Furtado Featuring Timbaland - Promiscuous- The70's and 60's. Those are the decades that last
Pussycat Dolls Featuring Snoop Dogg - Buttons-held any hope for people like me who long for
Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Notfresh, original, creative and improvisational music.In
TragediesAnd here were the top 5 albums of1899 the Commissioner of the US Patent Office
2005:- Mariah Carey - The Emancipation of Mimi-wrote "Everything that can be invented has been
50 Cent - The Massacre- Kelly Clarkson -invented." Alright, maybe he was a little off. But in
Breakaway- Green Day - American Idiot- Thea way, everything that seems new is really just
Black Eyed Peas - Monkey BusinessHere are thenew combinations of existing things. Music is no
top 5 albums of 1976:- Peter Frampton -different. I'm hoping that we return to the days
Frampton Comes Alive- Fleetwood Mac -when the combinations of beats, rhythms,
Fleetwood Mac- Wings - Wings At The Speed Ofharmonies and melodies become as creative as
Sound- Eagles - Eagles Greatest Hits 1971-1975-they were in the 60's and 70's.But maybe things
Chicago - Chicago IX Greatest HitsAnd here arehaven't changed much since even Socrates' times.
the top 5 albums of 1966- Original SoundtrackHe thought kids were tyrants, as if his generation
The Sound Of Music- The Beatles - Revolver-was the last of a dying breed of angelic children.
The Beatles - Rubber Soul- The Rolling Stones -Maybe he just didn't understand the kids of his
Aftermath- The Beach Boys - Pet SoundsIs itera, and maybe I'm the same way.Jason OConnor
just me, or is there a glaring difference betweenruns Rock and Pop Concert Tickets - A great
the two 21st Century lists and the second twoplace to buy tickets to cheap concerts across
20th Century lists? To be fair, I actually ownNorth America.
Monkey Business and I like it. Also, Green Day is